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Hi, I can only think that you'd need a custom module for this. There's good documentation around for learning php if you want to tackle it yourself (download an example module for Joomla, look at the docs for JSimpleXML, try and try and eventually succeed). Of course if you can't / don't want to lea...

You never know, we might be lucky, they might be actually upgrading the server that it sits on so that navigating the forge pages is no longer an exercise in zen meditation during the page loads.
... We can hope.